On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Giants fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says “Bobby, why didn’t you raise your hand?”
“Because I’m NOT a Giants fan,” he replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked “Well, if you’re not a Giants fan then who are you a fan of?”
“I’m a DODGER fan and proud of it,” Bobby replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
“Bobby, why are you a DODGERS fan?”
“Cuz my mom and dad are both DODGERS fans, so I’m a DODGERS fan too!”
“Well,” said the teacher in an annoyed tone, “that is no reason for you to be a DODGERS fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?”
“Then,” Bobby smiled, “I’d be a Giants fan.”
Big homestand for the Blue starting tonight. It’s pay back time against the Cards ! Come on guys, there is NO Cardinal Curse !